If you were on Toddlers and Tiaras, how would you want to be announced? [X]

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hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

shakuzen:

michaeljsingh:

Dogs reacting to magic tricks the same way people do: adorably.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

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hisnamewasbeanni:

randomyayness:

amaecying:

Google like a boss!

OMG I DIDN’T KNOW SOME OF THESE

My kids. This. 

hisnamewasbeanni:

randomyayness:

amaecying:

Google like a boss!

OMG I DIDN’T KNOW SOME OF THESE

My kids. This. 

grouchyteacher:

middleschoolchamps:

Yep.

This is the truest thing on the internet.

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oneswhouseyou:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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policymic:

Watch: Philip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs in ‘Almost Famous

tastefullyoffensive:

Same.

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